The names have been changed to protect the guilty. (and because the person reads the House).
This is a paraphrasing of a telephone conversation I just had. It brightened my day, because its not often you get an April Fool's reaction twelve days after.
Hello
Hello Clare, it's Frances, how are you?
Great. You?
Good, I just got back from vacation, it was awesome. I've been reading the blog and I see you've got big news.
[crickets]
The job!
Uh…
Your move, how did you score that job? Oh wait, I just noticed the date. Was that an April Fools' Joke?
Bwahahahahaha.
Sorry, you know who you are.

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EVERYTHING gets delivered slower up here!!!
I laughed.