Apparently I live in a place without a purpose.

I've really something else I should be writing. I've got a post planned today on a historical anniversary. But if I don't write a rebuttal to a post that's appeared…

I've really something else I should be writing. I've got a post planned today on a historical anniversary. But if I don't write a rebuttal to a post that's appeared in the Northern blogosphere my head will explode. I'm not going to link to the post, it really isn't deserving of any sort of exposure. But it was ostentatiously written in response to my (and/or Darcy's) posts on the latest suicide in Arctic Bay.

I've written that if the suicide rate of Arctic Bay (comparable to other communities in Nunavut) was extrapolated to southern cities, that the outcry would be deafening. And that millions upon millions of dollars would be spent. 5200 suicides a year in Toronto and the issue would never leave the news. But here's the point, it wouldn't happen in Big City because Big City's have purpose.  We apprarently exist only to leach off the government, and by god we'll use one of the highest suicide rates in the world as an excuse to suck more from that teat.

Besides Big Cities like New York (the city used as an example), you know places with a purpose, would never run deficits (well not since they almost went bankrupt in the 80s) or that purpose, the economy, would never rely on government help.  God forbid that the government would, oh say, try to pump 700 Billion dollars to prop up that purpose.  Hell, they are too busy providing me with free internet, so I can sit and surf porno sites and look for further government handouts, while reveling in my $36/month rent. 

Now the writer has never been to Arctic Bay but that doesn't matter because, well, if you've seen one aboriginal community you've seen them all.  I was surprised to know that the community was run by a Band, seeing as Inuit don't have them, nor have any of the treaty status of some other aboriginal communities but hey, maybe I haven't been paying close attention enough.  Darn all that free surfing time, I'm missing the structure of my community government, also known as the "parasitic twin."

Now, back to that purpose, I suppose if there was some sort of free market economy up here in Nunavut, all of our social ills would disappear.  Paying our own way would free us from the burden of suicide so that will be the answer to all of our problems.  Why didn't we see that before.  What kind of business could be grow up here.  High tech is out, internet is provided by the government and there just isn't any money in competing with that.  How about the Mining Industry.  Say there's an idea. 

Oh, you mean Nunavut has one of the most rapidly expanding and vibrant Mining economies in the world? What? There is currently exploration going on for Diamonds, Uranium and other metals in the region right now? Man I've got to stop spending so much time in the welfare lineup.  The iron deposit in the up coming Mary River mine is one of the largest in the world and it will end up one of the largest mie of its kind in the world, complete with its own railway and port?

This sort of development is just great.  It will give us purpose.  Think about all the financial resources the Government of Nunavut will have from this resource based economy.  We'll be rolling in money. Oh, the Federal Government gets all mining royalties, because we're just a Territorial backwater. Well they do have to pay for my internet, it's only fair.

No economy.  No economy. No economy.  Maybe tourism?  Oh wait, air fares cost $3700 to $5000 from Ottawa.  But that's because it is so much more expensive to fly up hill here to the North. It costs $500 to fly across the south of Canada but they don't have expense of the northern, what ever it is that pushes the costs of air travel up here.  Oh yeah, free market economy, that's it.  Luckily no government money goes to the airlines to support that free market economy. 

Ah, and there is that Bridge to nowhere in Fort Providence (come on you can write the whole community names).  I lived in Fort Providence, now who was it that clambered for a bridge across the MacKenzie when I was there.  It couldn't have been the business community who didn't want a twice yearly disruption to goods travel to Yellowknife and beyond.  No it had to be the community of Fort Providence.  And why, oh why would they ever want to have a stake in the project.  That should all go to business from the south, you know, places with purpose.

But then all of (sorry the vast majority) of Aboriginal adults can't be told apart from people with FAS, and need their hand held just to function. Gaol (spell it right) is a great place because then everything will be done for aboriginals.  People can't wait to get in and have the care they need.  Perhaps we should lock up everyone, what a place the north will be then.  Perhaps it will have purpose.  Something to do when while we're all drinking down that liquor we've bought with government money.  Busy drinking ourselves (well I'm not aboriginal so I guess it will be just my children) to death. White people don't drink, or at least don't have problems like that.  It comes from living in places with purpose.

Oh, and the Saxons were French by the way.  Olde English was a Germanic language, Saxons were from Saxony and spoke a romance based language.  But we wouldn't want facts to get in the way of our little rant would we?

(I was letting my rant get in the way of my facts. I screwed up by thinking Normans, while reading and writing Saxon.)

People have been living in this purposeless place for nigh on 5000 years. And to be honest, pre-contact life was basically a "stone age" existance, not "Bronze-age". It also served them well, and they managed to live in one of the harshest environment in the world. Not a life without deprivation or starvation, but a life that us southerner's couldn't live in without their help. And it was not until our "resources", the ability to transport things like coal and wood in sufficient quantities, entered into the mix that we had a hope to survive up here without their "stone age" technologies.

So there, don't worry about peppering your misanthropic rant with facts.  Leave my purposeless life alone. Go build houses in Guatemala because charity (and by that I mean compassion for the people we share this world with) doesn't begin at home.  We'll all move down to Toronto or New York or some other happy purpose filled place, and that will solve all of our social ills. Or maybe it isn't the place that has no purpose, maybe its those of us who live here.  I'm sure you'd have a "final solution" for that.

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